Ode to Lost Lock(e)s

There once was a lostie named Sawyer

Whose hair whisped like a warrior

His eyes, they did smolder

Juliet - he longed to hold her

The lock(e)s are gone, Josh the Destroyer

LOST: Season 6, THE END

LJack and Flocke have one last stare
Everyone ends up with their pair
Lives flash before eyes
Give up, we'll never know the whys
But we saw dead people, they were everywhere

LOST: The beginning of the END

This is just the beginning of limericks (hopefully) for tonight's Series Finale episode extravaganza!!


Once upon a time, I didn't have cable
Just an electronic box that sat on my table,
LOST came along
and never went wrong*
Now the end to this wonderful, epic fable.


*minus the Paolo & Nicki episode

GLEE: Season 1, Episode 18 - Puckitis

There is no more hair for Puck

He tried to be cool, but no luck

He couldn't seduce the ladies

So he set his sight on Mercedes

And she made him feel a-schmuck

The nerds dropped Puck in the dumpster

No longer is the jock a humpster

He lost his way

he found his play

But he's still Puck, the chumpster

***Sidenote everyone! Today is Limerick Day! So celebrate your inner-limericist!

FLASHBACK: A Saved by the Bell Haiku

Okay, I realize that this isn't a new episode recap, but it's a recap.


Zack got all girls hearts

Screech, unfunny and absurd

No purpose had he

I feel like this is a combination of crap and yoda. Deal with it.

LOST: Season 6, Episode 15 - Light within!

Once upon a time on an island of light within

Lived a man of good, and “mother” and brother of sin
Man in Black stabbed his mother
Jacob killed his brother
WTF, blondie and smokey are Kin???

LOST: Season 6, Episode 14: Let there be Cake!

The limerick that started it all!!!
(Inspired, in part, by the attached spoof photo from funnyjunk)

Sun and Jin shall never wake
Sayid exploded for chrissake!

Lupedis gave one last sigh
Jack will surely cry

Because although there wasn't, he was promised cake!

The beginning....

So, this is how it starts.

Boredom.

A suggestion.

An idea born.

My friend Stephanie was entertaining me while I was in the throngs of a fit of boredom the other day. When, out of nowhere, she decided that I was going to entertain her with a Limerick. (See also: the english major had to look up the dfininition of a Limerick for a refresher course).

So I created one. It was lame. And then I decided to create another.

At the same time, my friend Stephanie was also creating one.

Turns out, both of those were inspired by the TV show "LOST." So, after we marvelled in what we had done, we started talking about how it would be a cool idea to recap episodes of lost in Limerick form, via a blog. Then, as we realized that the blog would be shortlived (only 2 episodes left!!) we decided to expand our horizons. So, we will be labeling each limerick by TV show for easy sorting.

We hope you enjoy this humorous, and often non-sensical blog!

Sincerely,
The Powers That Be